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Funny Jokes :) Nov 8, 2012 14:23:38 GMT -5

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Post by whiteemerald on Nov 8, 2012 14:23:38 GMT -5

Nov 6, 2012 20:35:03 GMT -5 sinful said:

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

i don't get it. lol. Why was her finger broken?

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Funny Jokes :) Nov 8, 2012 15:41:10 GMT -5

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Post by whiteemerald on Nov 8, 2012 15:41:10 GMT -5

A pastor goes to a house to teach religion.

He knocks on the door and somebody opens it. The pastor explains that he wants to teach God to the owner.

The owner invited him in and told the pastor to sit down.

The Pastor sat on the sofa and stood quiet for five minutes.

The owner said "what's wrong?" And the Pastor said "Well, im pretty nervous, i never done this before. ... Nobody has ever invited me into their house to preach."

lol funneh?

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Funny Jokes :) Nov 8, 2012 16:57:52 GMT -5

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Post by JRooster76 on Nov 8, 2012 16:57:52 GMT -5

A young man is out on a date with a beautiful young lady at a restaurant. Although inexperienced in the art of dating, the man is able to charm the young woman so that she invites him back to her apartment.

There he confides to the girl that he's never been with a woman. Intrigued by this bit of news, the young lady decides to be his first. She leads him to her bedroom and takes both their clothes off. She lays him down on his back and says "now I'm going to show you what a 69 is". She gets into position and just as she's about to lower herself, the young lady lets out a thundering fart.

"What the hell was that?!?" the young man exclaimed. "Oopsies! Oh that was nothing. Please ignore that" she says. The man skeptically agrees and lays back down on the bed.

The lady assumes the position and just as they're getting into it, she lets another one rip. Startled, the man jumps up from the bed. "It's OK, it's just a little gas" she tries to assure him. "Come on, let's keep going". The man now hesitantly lays back down and they get back into position.

A few minutes goes by without interruption and just as the young man is feeling relaxed, the young lady lets out a giant wet fart. At this point the young man gets up and starts to get dressed. "Where are you going?" she asks. And the young man replies "If you think I'm sticking around for another 66 of those, you're out of your fucking mind!".

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins

whiteemerald minORIty report Writer of Erotica Posts: 121	Funny Jokes :) Nov 17, 2012 0:05:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by whiteemerald on Nov 17, 2012 0:05:26 GMT -5 Puppy: Yo Girl, i see something in your teeth? Kitten: Oh, you do? Puppy: Naw, just kitten!

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JRooster76: Sup people. How's everyone doing? Feb 26, 2014 9:41:39 GMT -5

whiteemerald: Hey JR.

Im doing better. How are you?

How is your child

? I want to join After Titania yes but not yet. I am lazy. It isn't that i don't care. I do want to see familiar names :") I will check the site right now and read some things

Mar 4, 2014 3:20:33 GMT -5

omgitsvee: Hey guys! Miss you all! It's been a long while! How are you all? What are you guys playing!? Mar 9, 2014 18:28:56 GMT -5

JRooster76: Sup vee! Been playing Lighting Returns (meh) and Tomb Raider (yeah!). What's good girl? Mar 9, 2014 20:50:04 GMT -5

omgitsvee: That's good! I've just been busy with schools and stuffs. Been playing nothing but Battlefield 4 lately.. lol. How are the little ones Rooster? Mar 10, 2014 17:39:23 GMT -5

JRooster76: Doing great, thanks! Just posted another pic

Mar 17, 2014 14:20:56 GMT -5

whiteemerald: Hey JR and Vee. :))

If you guys see Kitty, can you tell her that i miss her. lol

I do want to play FP will all of you again...Kitty, Vee, JR, Mel, and Nicole....i forgot Nicole's username. Anyway's, TELL ME SOMETHING. lol

Mar 26, 2014 3:10:11 GMT -5

mellii (^3^): Definitely will play with you again on FP if I see you on ^_^

Mar 27, 2014 23:58:56 GMT -5

whiteemerald: Mell :))

im glad to be talking here still with you

Apr 8, 2014 1:26:28 GMT -5

JRooster76: Sup whitey! TMA is having an event on April 19 @ 11PM EST. Come join! Apr 8, 2014 11:13:00 GMT -5

whiteemerald: What is TMA?

Apr 9, 2014 4:22:06 GMT -5

JRooster76: TMA stands for The Morning After. It's another FP club I'm in. We like to have drinking events, but you don't have to drink to join. :tma:

Apr 9, 2014 13:18:01 GMT -5

whiteemerald: Im interested. Hopefully i can

How is After Titania? i came on that one time and it seems inactive. Apr 12, 2014 15:38:46 GMT -5

whiteemerald: Hey everyone. Yeah i didn't make it to TMA.

I hope you guys still had fun. Im not in a good place right now. My sister thinks im bi polar and she is convincing me im right. And ugh i hate it. I don't think i am...im just stressed at stupid things. Apr 30, 2014 1:13:02 GMT -5

whiteemerald: where is everyone ?

May 17, 2014 0:43:31 GMT -5

josue: i hope everyone is doin great ! fun times with you all Nov 9, 2014 21:38:55 GMT -5

Mr. Bawls: Hey all, hope everyone is doing good. Just going to drop this here. blog.us.playstation.com/2014/12/06/fat-princess-adventures-announced-for-ps4/ Dec 7, 2014 17:44:59 GMT -5

mellii (^3^): :clap:

Dec 7, 2014 17:45:16 GMT -5

whiteemerald: WOW THNX BAWLS. I DIDN'T SEE THAT TILL TODAY. I hope it has a fun mulitplayer. For some reason, i am not sure about the gameplay but eh, i want to try. Dec 31, 2014 22:55:29 GMT -5

whiteemerald: hahah JR i just realized my custom title: "writer of erotica." I didn't realize that until now. And how is everyone? I hope everyone reunites for the new fat princess title. Feb 7, 2015 21:19:59 GMT -5

Funny Jokes :)

Post by whiteemerald on Nov 8, 2012 14:23:38 GMT -5

Post by whiteemerald on Nov 8, 2012 15:41:10 GMT -5

Post by JRooster76 on Nov 8, 2012 16:57:52 GMT -5

Post by whiteemerald on Nov 17, 2012 0:05:26 GMT -5

Post by whiteemerald on Nov 17, 2012 1:52:00 GMT -5

Post by byle84 on Dec 7, 2012 5:40:16 GMT -5

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