|
|
Post by whiteemerald on Nov 3, 2012 16:41:43 GMT -5
I want to create an original jokes. hmmmmm Why was the little boys staring still at the Xbox 360's red ring of death? Because it wasn't turning green!!! lol get it? The traffic lights? Sigh, well i tried  |
|
|
|
Post by whiteemerald on Nov 3, 2012 21:15:33 GMT -5
I didn't hear the joke exactly but still, i don't deserve credit.  Why is it harder to build a marble statue from a blonde woman? Because you got to hollow out the inside of the head. lol |
|
|
|
Post by whiteemerald on Nov 5, 2012 23:35:11 GMT -5
I got a chemistry Joke  . I don't deserve credit lol Girl your name must be Flourine because you are causing me to have a major net dipole moment! lol if you know chemistry, you will get it lol. |
|
|
|
Post by whiteemerald on Nov 5, 2012 23:36:46 GMT -5
Don't deserve credit Golf is a interracial sexual sport bro. Why? Because white ballz go into black holes. Hole in one! |
|
|
|
Post by whiteemerald on Nov 5, 2012 23:40:31 GMT -5
Don't deserve credit I got a joke about broken pencil tips. lol in the joke it had...nevermind, the joke is pointless. |
|
|
|
Post by ♥ kitteh on Nov 6, 2012 2:11:47 GMT -5
|
|
omgitsvee
ORI Blue
mau5head
I was born to be reckless
Posts: 187
PSN ID: omgitsvee
|
Post by omgitsvee on Nov 6, 2012 7:14:23 GMT -5
LOL. Now that, that is funny! |
|
|
|
Post by sinful on Nov 6, 2012 20:35:03 GMT -5
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
|
|
|
|
Post by sinful on Nov 6, 2012 20:38:03 GMT -5
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
|
|
|
|
Post by sinful on Nov 6, 2012 20:39:28 GMT -5
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"
He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor.
"You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!"
|
|
|
|
Post by sinful on Nov 6, 2012 20:41:09 GMT -5
A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds. One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around.
As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, "Oh did my little wifey fall on her little nosey wosey?"
She laughs and gets in his bed. When they are done, she gets up to go back to her bed and falls over the rug again. Her husband looks over his shoulder to see her on the floor, rolls over and says, "Clumsy bitch."
|
|
|
|
Post by sinful on Nov 6, 2012 20:44:54 GMT -5
William and Mildred decided to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. William went to the front desk to check them in while Mildred stayed with the car. As he was leaving the lobby, a young woman dressed in a very short skirt introduced herself as Candie. William brushed her off.
When William and Mildred got to their room, he told her that he'd been approached by a prostitute.
"I don't believe you," laughed Mildred.
"I'll prove it," said William. He called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.
"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us."
Soon, there was a knock on the door. Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. "So, I see you're interested after all," she said.
William asked, "How much do you charge?"
"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."
William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."
Candie laughed. "You must really be an old-timer if you think you can buy sex for that price."
"Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."
After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."
William said, "Let's go have a drink and forget it. "
Back downstairs at the bar, the old couple sipped their cocktails.
Candie came up behind William, pointed at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"
|
|
|
|
Post by whiteemerald on Nov 6, 2012 23:49:59 GMT -5
*burp* |
|
|
|
Post by sinful on Nov 7, 2012 10:40:25 GMT -5
You are weird.
|
|
JRooster76
ORI Blue
Captain
Posts: 999 
PSN ID: JRooster76
|
Post by JRooster76 on Nov 7, 2012 12:23:24 GMT -5
A man purchased a horse from a priest. The horse was taught by the priest to move on command by saying "Thank you Lord" and stopping by saying "Hail Mary".
The man ventured out onto the plains and decided to see how fast the horse could go. "Thank you Lord" the man spoke and the horse began moving at a slow trot.
"Thank you Lord!" he said with more vigor and the horse faithfully obeyed and picked up its pace.
"Thank you Lord! Thank you Lord! Thank you Lord!" now he shouted and the horse went on a full out sprint. The man was enjoying himself so much that he did not notice that they were headed towards a cliff. Panic struck as he could not remember the words to stop the horse. He began calling on all the saints and angels. "Hail Saint Peter! Hail Saint John! Save me Jesus!" but the horse plowed on to no avail.
Just as the horse was nearing the point of no return, a voice entered the man's head and he recalled the words. "Hail Mary!" the man shouted with all of his might. The horse came to a screeching halt at the edge of the precipice.
The man, who was never a believer, knew he had just experienced a miracle. He took a deep sigh of relief, looked up at the heavens and said "Thank you Lord". And the horse faithfully obeyed...
|
|
Im doing better. How are you? 
If you guys see Kitty, can you tell her that i miss her. lol 
I do want to play FP will all of you again...Kitty, Vee, JR, Mel, and Nicole....i forgot Nicole's username. Anyway's, TELL ME SOMETHING. lol 
Mar 27, 2014 23:58:56 GMT -5
Apr 9, 2014 13:18:01 GMT -5
I hope you guys still had fun. Im not in a good place right now. My sister thinks im bi polar and she is convincing me im right. And ugh i hate it. I don't think i am...im just stressed at stupid things.
Apr 30, 2014 1:13:02 GMT -5
. I don't deserve credit lol
