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Funny Internet Posts Apr 23, 2012 18:44:28 GMT -5

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SUCK IT
April 23, 2012
Please fools. The Dark Knight Rises is going to be hailed as a masterpiece. It'll make you orgasm. That is how good it will be. It will be like if Memento, Inception and the Dark Knight had a baby, and that baby was made of meth and crack and nicotine and was also a hot chick or dude depending on your preference that had gave such good BJs but was also a casino and a magical talking dolphin that granted your every wish. That is how great that movie will be. So you can suck it with your "Avengers" blah blah blah. Robert Downey Jr. is a douche forever and ever.

Last Edit: Apr 23, 2012 18:45:06 GMT -5 by terriblemajesty

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JRooster76 ORI Blue Captain Posts: 999 PSN ID: JRooster76	Funny Internet Posts Apr 23, 2012 18:48:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JRooster76 on Apr 23, 2012 18:48:54 GMT -5 LOLOLOL Stay classy, San Francisco
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omgitsvee ORI Blue mau5head I was born to be reckless Posts: 187 PSN ID: omgitsvee	Funny Internet Posts Apr 24, 2012 8:48:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by omgitsvee on Apr 24, 2012 8:48:36 GMT -5 OMG lulz.
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JRooster76 ORI Blue Captain Posts: 999 PSN ID: JRooster76	Funny Internet Posts Apr 24, 2012 11:32:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JRooster76 on Apr 24, 2012 11:32:26 GMT -5 This is one of my faves:
	"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins

Mr. Bawls ORI Blue Posts: 84	Funny Internet Posts Aug 17, 2012 19:31:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr. Bawls on Aug 17, 2012 19:31:21 GMT -5 <---- I was crying it was so funny..... I won't lie I was baked when I seen it.

mindyann Original Posts: 50	Funny Internet Posts Aug 17, 2012 20:10:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mindyann on Aug 17, 2012 20:10:48 GMT -5 This makes me sad for humans: www.scribd.com/doc/22447452/Can-Your-Baby-Get-Pregnant-if-You-Have-Sex-While-Pregnant

mindyann Original Posts: 50	Funny Internet Posts Aug 17, 2012 20:20:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mindyann on Aug 17, 2012 20:20:31 GMT -5 Apple Juice!

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Funny Internet Posts Aug 18, 2012 6:57:44 GMT -5

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Post by rainbow on Aug 18, 2012 6:57:44 GMT -5

oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh that's where i'm good at ;D
because i LOVE fun things

everyone who has a cat knows this

smooth criminal lol

"This is what I feel like watching a video tutorial and doing it at the same time."

it's not nice to make fun of overweight people. ... but i can't help laughing 8-)

i heard k_kitty doesn't like frogs... but isn't this one cuteee?

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Mr. Bawls ORI Blue Posts: 84	Funny Internet Posts Sept 16, 2012 21:45:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr. Bawls on Sept 16, 2012 21:45:04 GMT -5 For the lol's. For anyone that didn't know yet, Unicorns are actually for gangsters. This might give you a new out look on satan lol. Poor dog , but the voice over is too funny.

mellii (^3^) ORI Blue <3 Posts: 165 PSN ID: melliix33	Funny Internet Posts Sept 16, 2012 22:50:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mellii (^3^) on Sept 16, 2012 22:50:17 GMT -5 lmao the voiceover is hilarious
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Funny Internet Posts Dec 3, 2012 22:16:00 GMT -5

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Post by terriblemajesty on Dec 3, 2012 22:16:00 GMT -5

m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=16184727

I had played all the big titles at E3. Private showings of God of War III, Heavy Rain, Alan Wake. But at 4:00 on Thursday, I was wandering around the show floor, wondering what else I had to see. I saw a small little booth for "Scribblenauts!" in the Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment section. I mean, who goes to that booth? But I remember hearing about it on GAF, and so I decided to check it out.

Best game of E3? Without a fucking doubt. Anyone who says otherwise did not play Scribblenauts. Best game of all time? ***** ****** I don't know, maybe. It's a game that challenges your IMAGINATION. No other game has ever done that.

So listen to this story. I was in the early levels; I didn't quite have an idea of how ridiculously in-depth the database was. I was summoning things like ladders, glasses of water, rayguns, what have you. But I reached a level with zombie robots, and the zombie robots kept killing me. Rayguns didn't work, a torch didn't work, a pickaxe didn't work. In my frustration, I wrote in "Time Machine". And one popped up. What the fuck? A smile dawned on my face. I hopped in, and the option was given to me to either travel to the past or the future. I chose past. When I hopped out, there were fucking dinosaurs walking around. I clicked one, and realized I could RIDE THEM. So I hopped on a fucking DINOSAUR, traveled back to the present, and stomped the shit out of robot zombies. Did you just read that sentence? Did you really? I FUCKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT ZOMBIES. This game is unbelievable. Impossible. There's nothing you can't do.

Holy fucking shit.
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Last Edit: Dec 6, 2012 7:32:14 GMT -5 by terriblemajesty

i fear that i am ordinary, just like everyone

whiteemerald: Hey JR.

Im doing better. How are you?

How is your child

? I want to join After Titania yes but not yet. I am lazy. It isn't that i don't care. I do want to see familiar names :") I will check the site right now and read some things

Mar 4, 2014 3:20:33 GMT -5

omgitsvee: That's good! I've just been busy with schools and stuffs. Been playing nothing but Battlefield 4 lately.. lol. How are the little ones Rooster? Mar 10, 2014 17:39:23 GMT -5

whiteemerald: Hey JR and Vee. :))