Post by mellii (^3^) on Sept 10, 2012 16:09:17 GMT -5
So, my dear fellow ORIs and others, I had a really peculiar dream this morning, and since it's Fat Princess related, I have decided to share it with all of you so you can have a good laugh or cry or sigh, whatever floats your boat.
Before I actually talk about the dream, let me mention that I was only able to sleep for an hour, from 5:00am-6:00am, so even though it seems long here, the whole dream actually played out rather quickly. But! In order to describe the dream in all its epicness, I must not take any shortcuts in explaining!
There will be a SHORT VERSION OF THE DREAM ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST FOR THEM LAZY BUMS.
So... in the land of the Great Gorge (told you it was FP), there I was, just taking a simple, innocent stroll through the trees in my princess attire (o.0), when out of nowhere a mofo shows up and DSes me.
(Yes, I got DSed in a dream...because clearly getting DSed in game wasn't enough.)
Of course, with my wonderful luck, I get hit right in the abdomen, and it knocks the air out of me. So as I made a feeble attempt to crawl away with one hand and holding my bleeding wound with the other, I turned back to look at the douche, and he's slowly walking towards me, charging his next shot to finish me off.
(Felt just like the game)
Suddenly! I felt myself get lifted and swung around, and omfg, Mr.Bawls, decked out in warrior gear, just dashgrabbed me!
Needlessly to say, I felt kinda confused 
but seeing as to how I'm about to get murdered, I'm glad I got rescued 
Luckily for Mr.Bawls, I wasn't a fat princess, I was still in my rl petite frame, so he was able to run back to the castle with me full speed.
Right as we burst through the castle doors, I heard the second shot fire behind us, but the dumbass missed so HA!
Karma does indeed exist, and I know this for a fact because as we entered the castle, I see Kitty running towards us, already launching bombs over the castle walls. I remember thinking, "You DS? Well she DBs with the title of Killer of Beeotches, so who's f*cked now?"
As Mr.Bawls continued to carry me, I turned back to look to see Kitty, true to her name, jump agilely onto the castle walls to continue her attack with barrages of bombs.
We approached the worker machine, and as Mr.Bawls placed me down to rest so that he could look for TM to heal me, I see Captain JR leaping down from the mage machine, ice sceptre in hand, hurrying to assist Kitty.
I'm left alone there, staring at the entrance, hearing explosion after explosion, and every so often the sound of ice shattering.
As I thought to myself that I was gonna be ok because Mr.Bawls would be back with TM at any moment, I hear a giggle to my left.
I turned to look, and there sat a bloody figure, staring and smiling at me, all while holding a lit bomb.
Just as the bomb went off, I woke up
...or so I thought.
I opened my eyes, and I saw myself. Just as I started to wonder who the hell placed a mirror there, the Melli shrieked and lunged at me.
Then I woke up for real. Damn double dreams...
Too much bubble tea, live chats with Bawls, Kitty, and JR, summaries of Dexter, outbreaks of DSers, there's just too much for my little mind to handle!
SHORT VERSION
~I got shot. I got saved. I got bombed. I woke up. I woke up again.~
Not as cool as the original right? lols
Before I actually talk about the dream, let me mention that I was only able to sleep for an hour, from 5:00am-6:00am, so even though it seems long here, the whole dream actually played out rather quickly. But! In order to describe the dream in all its epicness, I must not take any shortcuts in explaining!
There will be a SHORT VERSION OF THE DREAM ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST FOR THEM LAZY BUMS.
So... in the land of the Great Gorge (told you it was FP), there I was, just taking a simple, innocent stroll through the trees in my princess attire (o.0), when out of nowhere a mofo shows up and DSes me.
(Yes, I got DSed in a dream...because clearly getting DSed in game wasn't enough.) Of course, with my wonderful luck, I get hit right in the abdomen, and it knocks the air out of me. So as I made a feeble attempt to crawl away with one hand and holding my bleeding wound with the other, I turned back to look at the douche, and he's slowly walking towards me, charging his next shot to finish me off.
(Felt just like the game)Suddenly! I felt myself get lifted and swung around, and omfg, Mr.Bawls, decked out in warrior gear, just dashgrabbed me!
Needlessly to say, I felt kinda confused but seeing as to how I'm about to get murdered, I'm glad I got rescued 
Luckily for Mr.Bawls, I wasn't a fat princess, I was still in my rl petite frame, so he was able to run back to the castle with me full speed.
Right as we burst through the castle doors, I heard the second shot fire behind us, but the dumbass missed so HA!
Karma does indeed exist, and I know this for a fact because as we entered the castle, I see Kitty running towards us, already launching bombs over the castle walls. I remember thinking, "You DS? Well she DBs with the title of Killer of Beeotches, so who's f*cked now?"
As Mr.Bawls continued to carry me, I turned back to look to see Kitty, true to her name, jump agilely onto the castle walls to continue her attack with barrages of bombs.
We approached the worker machine, and as Mr.Bawls placed me down to rest so that he could look for TM to heal me, I see Captain JR leaping down from the mage machine, ice sceptre in hand, hurrying to assist Kitty.
I'm left alone there, staring at the entrance, hearing explosion after explosion, and every so often the sound of ice shattering.
As I thought to myself that I was gonna be ok because Mr.Bawls would be back with TM at any moment, I hear a giggle to my left.
I turned to look, and there sat a bloody figure, staring and smiling at me, all while holding a lit bomb.
Just as the bomb went off, I woke up
...or so I thought.
I opened my eyes, and I saw myself. Just as I started to wonder who the hell placed a mirror there, the Melli shrieked and lunged at me.
Then I woke up for real. Damn double dreams...
Too much bubble tea, live chats with Bawls, Kitty, and JR, summaries of Dexter, outbreaks of DSers, there's just too much for my little mind to handle!
SHORT VERSION
~I got shot. I got saved. I got bombed. I woke up. I woke up again.~
Not as cool as the original right? lols
If you guys see Kitty, can you tell her that i miss her. lol 
I do want to play FP will all of you again...Kitty, Vee, JR, Mel, and Nicole....i forgot Nicole's username. Anyway's, TELL ME SOMETHING. lol 
I hope you guys still had fun. Im not in a good place right now. My sister thinks im bi polar and she is convincing me im right. And ugh i hate it. I don't think i am...im just stressed at stupid things.